Can I wear this shirt?

No, Maggie, you're going to be cold in that.

Mama, can you just say fine?

(I let her put the shirt on)

Mama, I'm not cold, I'm cute!

Do you have panties Mama? I have panties, and Sissy has panties, and Daddy has panties too.

Can I put a bandaid on my eye? It has water on it.

Maggie, do you need to go potty?
No, thank you!

Maggie, do you want to go play with Hannah?
No, I don't need to. But maybe later.

Remember your new friend?
Which friend?
We went to have ice cream with your friend.

Where do you think they will go next? (at the end of a book in which the characters visit Mars)
They will go on a field trip!

This is not a dumpling, it's a caterpillar!

Remember I puke? I puke on you and I puke again.

Reasons why maggie can't go to sleep:
Need socks
Need water
Need something else to eat
Need to play
Music is too loud
Music is too soft
Music is not right
Finger is caught on stray thread coming out of blanket
Books have not been put away on the shelf
Need hello kitty / bunny / tiger / cow / bird / etc
Mommy's dress is hanging in her closet (ran out of places to air-dry laundry)
Need to go potty (but really just tricking Mommy)

I ride like a man! (On the balance bike)

The moon is gone Mommy, we lost the moon!

It's my turn! I do the piano, you brush my teeth! (said while I was trying to play the piano while she was brushing her teeth)

The white crayon is not broken, it needs new batteries! (said while drawing with white crayon on white paper)

The sky is on, it's time to get up!